redneck pick up lines

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Post 1 by data (Cheese flows through my veins!) on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2007 16:31:00

    Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
    I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
   cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
   Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
     I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2007 19:03:13

hahaha!

Post 3 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2007 19:43:30

Rofl! Doubly so on number thirteen.

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2007 23:56:07

&LT;lol>

Bob

Post 5 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2007 23:59:28

Rofl! Two and six, I like. Thirteen made me choke on my drink.

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 8:54:36

LOL - note to self, stay away from redneck bars.

Post 7 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 12:09:41

See, number 8 would totally work on me. *is pathetic*
10 and 13 are fantastically, cringeingly bad!

Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 12:11:29

Erin, I have to admit 8 would definitely make me laugh, and if a guy can make me laugh, he's got a good start with me.

Post 9 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 12:21:56

lol, thanks, needed a good laugh

Post 10 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 12:52:10

Rofl! How amusing! Hahahaha!

Post 11 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 18:02:10

love 13 the best.

Post 12 by dream lady (move over school!) on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2007 2:04:48

(laughing really really hard)

Post 13 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2007 12:17:25

LMFAO!